To the citizens of Aiken county: Your Senator looks like Clint Eastwood. Except he is much more concerned about your tax dollars than Dirty Harry will ever be.
To the rain: Please stop. I swear to you that it is actually raining UP right now. UP. How?
To Jeopardy winner last night: It was a real class act how you wagered just enough to tie the other guy so you could both come back. Even if that guy blew it.
To Friday: Can you get a move on, because I am about burned out.