Wednesday, May 26, 2010

He wants us to change our last name so he can be Dr. Danger. Would that fly in the Natural State?

Here is what I know about Arkansas:
1. It's the Natural State!
2. Razorbacks
3. It's about a 13 hour drive from South Carolina. Don't ask me how long a flight it is, because until Southwest comes there is no direct flight from here to there.
4. A tiny little university whose school of business you're all going to wish you could attend because the smartest, hottest, funniest professor of all times now works there.

What do you know about Arkansas?


Erin said...

I know about Arkadelphia and the International Concatenate of the HooHa!

And that it's going to be much harder for me to randomly say "Hey, I'm going to be in town this weekend, wanna get lunch?" because I have no family in Arkansas. I'll have to plan a trip to SC before y'all leave.

Congrats to Mike!!!

epb said...

i hates it there.
but. residents of texarkana are exempt from state income tax. at least wikipedia says so.
furthermore, body piercing, pet grooming, and boat storage are all subject to sales tax, and there is a supplimental 10% mixed drink tax at restaurants so after the new year you should probably only have margaritas at happy hour.
lastly, your governor is named mike beebe. thats b as in boy, e e, b as in boy, e.